A random day in aMule development - Revision history

Jacobo221 at 01:13, 23 January 2006

2006-01-23T01:13:21Z

Jacobo221 at 21:50, 18 December 2005

2005-12-18T21:50:50Z

Kry: Fix

2005-12-18T21:45:02Z

Fix

Kry: Added example

2005-12-18T21:41:28Z

Added example

New page

'''This example conversation is taken from the aMule development channel, where we plan global domination and monkey-slaving.'''

''<Xaignar> I was thinking of it was a fucked translated string''

''<Kry> wxString CastItoSpeed(uint32 bytes)''

''<Kry> {''

''<Kry> if (bytes < 1024)''

''<Kry> return wxString::Format(wxT("%u %s"), bytes, _("bytes/sec"));''

''<Kry> else if (bytes < 1048576)''

''<Kry> return wxString::Format(wxT("%.2f %s"), bytes / 1024.0, _("kB/s"));''

''<Kry> else''

''<Kry> return wxString::Format(wxT("%.2f %s"), bytes / 1048576.0,
_("MB/s"));''
''<Kry> }''

''<Kry> this one crashes to''

''<Kry> get the pattern?''

''<Xaignar> Yes! Functions are unstable! We must move everything into main()!''

''<Kry> yup''

''<Kry> let's go.''

''<Xaignar> But! Main is a function! We are doomed! Doomed!''

''<Kry> DOOMED I SAY!''

''* Kry pokes uberpenguin ''

''<Xaignar> We must switch to asm immediatly!''

''<Kry> asm has functions!''

''<Xaignar> Fuck it! We'll have to write our own functionless OS!''

''<Kry> we can't!''

''<Kry> because to write it, we have to use a program, and programs hav functions!''

''<Kry> hence poisoning all!''

''<Xaignar> No! There is hope! We just need a magnetic needle and a steady hand!''

''<Kry> or or we can search for those card-oriented programming old computers!''

''<Xaignar> But I hardly know any cardgames!''

''<Kry> Nor do I!''

''<Kry> DOOMED I SAY!''

''<Kry> let's use monkey to code''

''<Kry> bugginess of function will be nullified by cooleness-fu of monkeys.''

''<Xaignar> But where will we get the bananas!?''

''<Xaignar> And how will we stop strangers from punching our monkeys!?''

''<Kry> we can use banana-flavoured siroup on strangers, and monkeys will eat them.''

''<Kry> see, 2 problems solved-''

''<Xaignar> But eating guillible end-users will surely cause the monkeys to become so fat that they can't hold the hole-punchers!''

''<Kry> you're wrong, because the monkeys are always using those hamster-like-wheels to power the computers''

''<Kry> making a truly independent environment.''

''<stefanero> Kry, shoudl we maybe include amps in our sourcecode? to be able to "fix" it a little faster ;)''

''<-- Kry has kicked stefanero from #amulecoders (don't interrupt global domination plans!)''

And uh, yeah, it's like that everyday.

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-'''This example conversation is taken from the aMule development channel, where we plan global domination and monkey-slaving.'''
+This example conversation is taken from the [[aMule]] development channel, where we plan global domination and monkey-slaving.
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-''<Xaignar> I was thinking of it was a fucked translated string''
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-''<Kry> wxString CastItoSpeed(uint32 bytes)''
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-''<Kry> {''
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-''<Kry>    if (bytes < 1024)''
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-''<Kry>        return wxString::Format(wxT("%u %s"), bytes, _("bytes/sec"));''
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-''<Kry>    else if (bytes < 1048576)''
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-''<Kry>        return wxString::Format(wxT("%.2f %s"), bytes / 1024.0, _("kB/s"));''
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-''<Kry>    else''
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-''<Kry>         return wxString::Format(wxT("%.2f %s"), bytes / 1048576.0, _("MB/s"));''
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-''<Kry> }''
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-''<Kry> this one crashes to''
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-''<Kry> get the pattern?''
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-''<Xaignar> Yes! Functions are unstable! We must move everything into main()!''
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-''<Kry> yup''
-−
-''<Kry> let's go.''
-−
-''<Xaignar> But! Main is a function! We are doomed! Doomed!''
-−
-''<Kry> DOOMED I SAY!''
-−
-''* Kry pokes uberpenguin ''
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-''<Xaignar> We must switch to asm immediatly!''
-−
-''<Kry> asm has functions!''
-−
-''<Xaignar> Fuck it! We'll have to write our own functionless OS!''
-−
-''<Kry> we can't!''
-−
-''<Kry> because to write it, we have to use a program, and programs hav functions!''
-−
-''<Kry> hence poisoning all!''
-−
-''<Xaignar> No! There is hope! We just need a magnetic needle and a steady hand!''
-−
-''<Kry> or or we can search for those card-oriented programming old computers!''
-−
-''<Xaignar> But I hardly know any cardgames!''
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-''<Kry> Nor do I!''
-−
-''<Kry> DOOMED I SAY!''
-−
-''<Kry> let's use monkey to code''
-−
-''<Kry> bugginess of function will be nullified by cooleness-fu of monkeys.''
-−
-''<Xaignar> But where will we get the bananas!?''
-−
-''<Xaignar> And how will we stop strangers from punching our monkeys!?''
-−
-''<Kry> we can use banana-flavoured siroup on strangers, and monkeys will eat them.''
-−
-''<Kry> see, 2 problems solved-''
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-''<Xaignar> But eating guillible end-users will surely cause the monkeys to become so fat that they can't hold the hole-punchers!''
-−
-''<Kry> you're wrong, because the monkeys are always using those hamster-like-wheels to power the computers''
-−
-''<Kry> making a truly independent environment.''
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-''<stefanero> Kry, shoudl we maybe include amps in our sourcecode? to be able to "fix" it a little faster ;)''
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-''<-- Kry has kicked stefanero (don't interrupt global domination plans!)''
 And uh, yeah, it's like that everyday.